Clients from hell is a wonderful site sharing some of the great things that can come from working with clients as a creative.
some of my favorites are
“Can you take the bottle out of her hand, we don’t want to make it seem like we are against breast feeding.”
“You can take off $1289.86 of what I owe you. We’ll call it a finders fee, since I found you guys and am helping you out. Sound good?”
“Let’s negotiate on the price. Don’t forget, my wife can do this for free.”
“Well I’m a bit of a designer too. I have a Myspace.”
“I need someone that can take everything in here (client points to head with both hands), and put it on the internet.”